I was running in the forest preserve today and came across a unicorn. It was pink and had a purple tail the horn was white glittery. If it's anybody's it's in my back yard eating some hay!! Come claim it
My neighbors had a unicorn until yesterday! I was calling the police constantly with full reports --no leash, no tags not to mention an exotic pet in city limits! I bet they turned it loose because I was asking all sorts of extra homeowner insurance questions. That horn could put an eye out! Bet the unicorn isn't chipped either. Irresponsible neighbors and pet owners. Enough already.
Umm...so you think you know me cause I promote a restaurant. Who do you think I am. I could promote business after business if I want. I think freedom of speech is my right and I could express my opinion on a business. But today I was just searching for the owner of a unicorn.
Spam AlertDon't be selling your used junk up in here, okay?
Thanks Chi girl30! I don't mind being judged by normal people. But Ben Dover is so creepy he created an account on EB just to stalk me. He really, really likes me, if you know what I mean. Anyway, If I owned that unicorn, I'd sell it on Craigslist.